one of the funniest parts :D

one of the funniest parts :D

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“After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.”
 - Oscar Wilde

“After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.”

- Oscar Wilde

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Every year I get half as pretty and twice as drunk.
Dr. Julia Hoffman, Helena Bonham Carter in Dark Shadows (via mutethepanda)
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